HECTIC

"Life is Hectic", declares a guy who doesn't have a job! If I come across this, I'll murder the guy in cold-blood, nevertheless worried about an impeding criminal charge. Frankly speaking, it's the schedule of the students in their final year of school which seems to be so hectic.

In order to prove my point, I carry out a brief statement arguing on my pros and cons:

• Inadequate time spent using Facebook.
• You go to sleep, and the next moment, "Beep, beep", the alarm goes off.
• A Sunday starts cruelly at 4 am and ends at midnight!
• Two days after India made a mess of t20 World Cup, I ask my friend, "Hey, what happened to India's match? Who are they playing in the semi-finals?"
• There isn't even 5 consecutive hours when you are not surrounded by a book.
• You come back after ending the Academic scheme of things for the day and the wall clock reads '10 pm'.
• Sunday is over! The enduring duel has come to an end. Yet, there's a thought that crawls up out of nowhere, "OMG! Only 6 days left for the next Sunday!"
• Mom asks me, "How was your Chemistry test?" My reply goes thus, "Physics class was really good," before she reminds me that I had attended a Chemistry class!
• our brother/sister tells you "Hey, I've booked 2 tickets for the Friday release. Are you coming?", and you feel like striking your head on the wall in Absolute Disgust!
• To top it all, you are short of time to update your Facebook status as "Life is Hectic".. :P

Case presented in court:

Judge: You've kill'd the guy, what say about it?

Me: I was not allowed to use Facebook, what say about it!

Judge: Facebook is banned in Pakistan, are they on a killing spree?

Me: I care the least about other countries. That guy was totally absurd in guffawing that life is hectic! This is what I've got to argue my case!

('The Ten Commandments of Getting Tasked' presented to the Judge)

(Judge faints, tries to be back to normalcy, he never does!! )

Judge: Since what you've done is a criminal offense, you'll be subjected to 10 months of Rigorous Imprisonment among the books!

Me: Duh, what's the fuss about writing a judgement about what I'm already doing! ;)

Cheers,

Gopsay!